“Nine ships there were: four for Joelendil, and for Isildur three, and for Anarion two; and they fled the black gale out of the twilight of Shelfari’s doom into the darkness of the world. And the deeps rose beneath them in towering anger, and waves like unto mountains moving with great caps of writhen snow bore them up amid the glitches of Booklikes, and after many days cast them away upon the shores of WordPress…Joelendil after founded a kingdom in WordPress.” 

– The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkien (sort of)